Notes from the Future: The Prophet's Reckoning, Part IX

I see Chauncey dart away the instant the shot is fired, and I'm watching him now, wishing him freedom, feeling very detached. I'm thinking about the chunks in my hair, how they will be tangled and that will be gross, when I look up to see Fat Bald Ezekiel standing over me, a club raised in one arm. 

I should do something.

Pain blossoms bright in the left side of my head and I gasp, throwing myself to the gravel to my right as the report from a second shot echoes from the hills and mountains around us. I can feel blood trickling down my face from where the gravel hit me, and Fat Bald Ezekiel has whirled around to shout at the sniper, but everybody is shouting and running and screaming, so his voice is lost in all that. Odd: people are falling to the ground all around the place. Have they been shot, or is this a flight-or-fight response? Sets of Ezekiels are running up to those who fall, wrapping them in white sheets and carrying them away. Yikes, I don't want that. I start to get up, watching as the Prophet screams and points at terrified Rachels and Ezekiels; it looks like he's cursing them or something. Iron Rachel stands near him, turning to look at or move toward each person he curses, but never moving; she seems uncertain. That's nice. I still plan to punch her in the twat. Keeping my eyes on them, I am moving slowly to my knees where I hold still, breathing and waiting. They must think I was hit because of the shot and how I fell. Oh fuck. I should have stayed down. I freeze as I realize this, then feel my hackles raise as I hear someone run up behind me.

"Meddling bitch!" 

A man's voice, and at the same time something hits my head and shatters -- but does not hurt at all. A sheet is thrown over me and I'm lifted bodily and carried as they run over the gravel and onto dirt. I don't know if I should be scared or struggling, but whatever they hit me with didn't hurt, so I opt to listen very carefully.

Their feet are on pavement, now, and I hear a door open and a woman's voice, urgent, whispering as we move closer to her and then we are on linoleum and we turn a few corners and I am set -- gently -- on something soft. The sheet is whisked away.

"Hold still, we have no time to lose," says Mother Henrietta, and she begins wrapping my head with bandages; Nice Rachel and Young Nurse Rachel step forward to help, and the two bearded Ezekiels who carried me in are each watching the goings-on outside from a different window. I can still hear people screaming and, every few seconds, a gunshot and then its echo. The sounds dim slightly as the bandages cover my ears. They've already covered my eyes and now someone is wrapping my arms. Mother Henrietta is speaking.

"We keep a Rachel bandaged like this constantly, in case we need to make someone disappear; when that time comes, the bandaged Rachel becomes a nurse again and we wrap up the fugitive. What we're hoping is that this keeps you safe long enough to get The Prophet to pass out, and then we're putting you and Edward in a car and driving you both to safety," her voice is soothing, but I have a question.

"What about Max and Chauncey?" I ask, my voice muffled by bandages.

She is still and silent for a time. I feel someone else take over her bandaging work.

"I do not know," she finally says. "I can see if there is a way to find Chauncey, but short of setting a snare I cannot guarantee that we can retrieve him. Max, on the other hand ... I have a sense that Max is somehow closer than any of us realize. I don't know why. But in any event, you need to lie very still and not react if anyone comes in and speaks to you. You are heavily medicated, suffering severe poison oak allergies. We will not inject you or anything along those lines, but we may need to pretend to. Have no fear, you are safe."

The window on the left shatters and through the bandages I see the figure of that Bearded Ezekiel spin away from the window and fall as the echo of the shot  -- or is it another one, another shot? -- sounds in the distance. Everyone in the room is shouting as they jump to help him. I ask where he was shot and if he is okay a couple of times, but nobody hears me through the bandages covering my face. 

Another bang, louder now, sounds like the front door slammed open; there's angry shouting and frightened shouting and it's getting closer and closer and everything in the room goes still as a voice speaks. I do my best not to cringe.

"Take the Whores, take them all! The Interloper Whore has been killed as I wished, but her body is taken and hidden! Who but the healers would know where to hide a Whore's corpse?! Whores are Whoremagnets! Like flies to shit, they must be shriven for their sins, and questioned for their knowledge, even unto death!" The Prophet is always so fucking loud. Doesn't he know he's inside?

"Mighty Prophet," this from Mother Henrietta. "We do humbly submit to all of thy Holy Ministrations, but allow one of our number to stay and care for this Rachel so racked with Poison Oak that it is in her lungs and brain." When she says 'Poison Oak,' I hear a gargled gasp and see the Prophet's form retreat a step.

"Poison Oak is Satan's lure! Satan's taunting lure! Oh, how I itch just to think of it! Know ye, Whores!, that if ye spread thy unclean sex for my Holy Blessing, and if it be besmirched inside with the oils of Poison Oak, I will personally pull the skin from thy bodies, keeping ye still alive, misting ye with juices of lemon and salted waters! Know that, Whores! Know it! Mmm-hmmm, it is time, it is time for a Whore to have her second Rapeday. You!"

I hear Young Nurse Rachel gasp.

"Ezekiels, hold her! It is time for her to learn what her Father should have made her father do to her before she had her first flowering!" I see him shrugging his pants down, and the standing Bearded Ezekiel helps the other one to his feet -- he must not have been hit, it must have been the glass that everyone was so concerned about -- where they reluctantly hold her, one at each arm. Why? I want to scream. Why not just kill him? 

But then I see Nice Rachel take an involuntary step toward Young Nurse Rachel as the Prophet viciously backhands her where she is held, and two figures step into the room, rifles at their shoulders trained on the Bearded Ezekiels as a third figure steps in and clocks Nice Rachel with the butt of a rifle, neatly flipping it to train it on Mother Henrietta, gesturing her over toward me. Nice Rachel hasn't gotten up.

The Prophet is grunting with the effort of beating Young Nurse Rachel, and I find myself flinching with each blow and cry. Mother Henrietta puts her hand on my right hand and squeezes. I squeeze back, desperate to stop this. The Prophet is telling Young Nurse Rachel to dry her sex with sand. What the fuck?!

An idea hits me and I flinch bodily, like when I dream I'm falling. Mother Henrietta cradles my head in her arms, I can hear her breath, she is crying. I turn my head slightly and whisper, "Mother Henrietta ... what is his name?"

"Shhh, shhh ..." she whispers, rocking me slightly. "It's just a bad dream, shhhh ..."

"His name?" I whisper again. "I forgot. Tell me."

Mother Henrietta pauses, I feel her go still. She's not going to tell me. Or maybe the Ezekiel with the gun on us has seen my mouth move beneath the bandages. I realize I've closed my eyes and I open them to see that my left eye is partially uncovered from Mother Henrietta cradling my head, and I can see that there are indeed three Clean Zekes with guns, avidly watching as Young Nurse Rachel, her face streaming blood and tears, her skirts hiked up around her waist as the Bearded Ezekiels she trusts hold her in place, is rubbing sand into her vagina. The Prophet stands there stroking himself, muttering and keening some biblical gibberish, punctuated with more, more, more sand.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I will stop this. I will do anything to stop this. Nothing matters but stopping this. 

I squeeze Mother Henrietta's hand as hard as I can. The Clean Zeke with his rifle trained on Mother H. is watching Young Nurse Rachel's fingers push sand into her vagina, the rifle is actually pointed more at the window than us now. Mother H. isn't saying anything. Can I get the rifle from him and fire with my hands bandaged? Can I get them unwrapped in time? 

"Good," says the Prophet. "Now assume the stance of the Penitent Whore!" Young Nurse Rachel turns her back, adjusting her skirts as she presents her ass to him and begins to unbuckle the belt of the nearest Bearded Ezekiel. Both Bearded E's are shaking with rage, staring kill-you-now eyes at the Clean Zekes with the guns. The Prophet takes a handful of Young Nurse Rachel's hair and yanks hard, not just pulling her hair, but tearing away a clump of it as he digs his sharp, jagged fingernails into the flesh of her back, tearing into her and doing a little jig of delight as she screams. Then he starts stuffing the clump of her hair into her, whether it's her anus or vagina I can't tell, but she's screaming, screaming, screaming.

I grab both of Mother Henrietta's hands, risking everything, turning to her and pulling my bandages aside to look her directly in the eyes. "His name. Now. I can stop this, and if not I would rather die than stand by and let it happen!"

"Torvald," she whispers, barely audible against the girl's screaming and the Prophet's gibberish, and it comes back to me: Torvald Mayberry, former Pastor of Three Square Christian Church and Missionary Bible School, in Castro Valley. I let go of her hands as I adjust my bandages to mostly cover my eyes. The last thing I clearly see of the Prophet is that he is using the muzzle of a rifle to shove her hair into her ass with one hand, as he licks and chews on a dirty, greasy wooden dowel in his other hand. He begins to preach.

"Lo and behold, the Whore did know the healing penetration of God's Holy Firearm, and as an arm of fire, her own hair was pushed into her True Womanhole, the Hole of Shite! Thus did her cleansing begin! Thus did the Earth within her foul sex absorb her sin, ready for the Rod of the Prophet!"

I take a breath.

"Inside voices, Torvald!" I shout. Everything in the room freezes, save for Young Nurse Rachel's gasping, panting fear. Hearing that sound alone in the room somehow builds my rage beyond where it had been and I realize I have stuck a blow, even if only a small one, that may be greater than throwing Chauncey onto his head.

I can see the forms of the Clean Zekes glancing between the Bearded Ezekiels, the Prophet, and me.

"Whore -- !" the Prophet begins.

I raise my right hand, pointing it toward the Prophet.

"Inside voices! How many times must I tell you?!"

"Your mouth is better used elsewhere, Whore!" The Prophet turns away, raising his hand to beat Young Nurse Rachel some more.

"Torvald Mayberry! You will listen when your Mother speaks to you!" I hear his gargled gasp and the wet bing-bang thud of the dirty greased dowel as it hits the floor.

"You dare! You ... dare to claim to be my ... Mother?" he's confident at first, but his voice arches up on the last word and becomes a question, almost begging. 

I knew it, I've always known it, my Great-Grandmother told me when I was nine years old, "Todos los hombres son los niños pequeños. Y todos los niños pequeños quieren que sus madres. La cuestión es cómo los quieren, y por qué." 

All men are little boys.

And all little boys want their mothers.

The question is how they want them, and why.

"Mother is very upset with you, Torvald! Mother is deeply disappointed! Look at you, Torvald! When is the last time you bathed?!"

"I ... do not need to listen to a Whore! I am The Prophet!" His right hand is spasmodically grasping at his penis, shaking it and pulling on it, trying to keep it hard, I think. Ah, another hole -- ha, ha -- in his defences.

"Prophet?! What kind of Prophet is so small and shriveled? Look at you! Your followers are better men, with better manflesh between their legs! Go ahead, you disappointing and unholy son, pull on your tiny inadequate wiener! It still won't be attractive. No woman would willingly suck that ugly thing, so of course you use religion as an excuse to force them!" I find myself sitting up slightly as I rage at him.

He surprises me by rushing forward and backhanding me, shouting, "No Mama of mine would ever speak of my dingle-dangle! Mama never, ever spake of it! Mama never spake of anything dirty! Mama only wanted me to be good! I was good! You are not my Mama! You are not my Whore Mama! You are just a Whore!" He's reaching a clawed hand toward my face and I grab it, holding it to my breast, taking his energy as Tad always says, and topping it, matching him as best I can in intensity -- but keeping my volume lower so he has to lean in to hear me:

"You dare to call yourself my son? You dare to question your own Mama? How do you know what I spake of, tiny disappointment? I should have aborted you when I had the chance! I should have flushed you down the toilet and given birth to a better son, with a larger dingle-dangle to make Mama proud! Do you even remember the color of my eyes, Torvald Mayberry? Do you?! Do you know your Mama's eyes when you see them, or have you fallen so far that your ugly dingle-dangle pulls you into sin and cruelty, away from the memory of your Mama's eyes?" I can see him only from the waist down at the moment, and each time I say Mama's eyes, his ugly dick gives a twitch and gets harder. Ooooh, boy. How far am I going to have to take this?

As far as I have to.

"Blue," he is saying. 

Oh, shit.

"Blue is the color of my Mama's eyes. Blue as the sky, blue as arctic ice, blue as ... a flower, Mama?" The Prophet's voice is singsong, almost lilting. He sounds like a little boy, sort of. A little boy filtered through a skinny, stinking, scraggly-bearded lunatic rapist.

A rapist whose mother had blue eyes. 

My eyes are brown.

Nothing to do but twist the twisted:

"Blue! Truly?! Torvald Mayberry, have you so forgotten your loving Mama? Have you fallen so far? I thought you loved me, Torvald! Or were you just being kind? ... Or, am I losing my mind?"

Jesus, I'm quoting Sondheim. Hope he doesn't know his musicals. 

"Mama never lost her mind!" he stomps his little boy foot, and if I could see his face I'm sure his lower lip would be pouting in boo-boo face with his little boy fists I can see bunched at his sides.

Of course he doesn't know any musicals. What was I thinking? He ran a church in Castro Valley, for fuck's sake ...

"My Mama had blue eyes and never lost her mind, Whore!" he yanks his hands away and claws at my bandages, and I grab his hands and am pulled up until I am face to face with him. His breath reeks of rotten meat and rotting teeth, and I nearly gag when I realize he must live off of the raw flesh of the people he eats. And maybe, if he eats their brains ...

Holy shit. Maybe those shakes he has are not from excitement or fear.

I think this crazy fucker has Creutzfeldt-Jakob. Maybe he is so far gone that all I need to do is keep pushing.

"Mama lost her mind with disappointment and heartbreak, Torvald. She did. Because of you. You had such potential, you could have been so great. Three Square Christian Church and Missionary Bible School brought Blessed Jesus into every sinner's heart! Didn't it, honey? Didn't you just fill those sinners with good, pure Jesus?"

"I did, Mama! I did!"

"Mama is so proud of you, little Torvald. Mama is so proud of you for what you did ... then. Right up until ... what was it you did, Torvald? Why did you have to leave?" I'm pressing my bandaged forehead against his disgusting face and all I can think about is getting these bandages off my face because his stink will stick to me like dead body smell from shallow graves.

"I was trying to ... trying to ..." he leans back from me. "No, noooooo, no I don't talk about that ..."

"Look at me, Torvald! Look at your Mama!" I'm pulling on his hands, my arms hurt.

"No! Noooo!" He's pushing away from me. Does eating live human flesh give you super strength? Jesus.

"Look your Mama in the eyes and she might love your dingle-dangle, Torvald! Mama might love your dingle, and your dangle, if you just ... look her ... in the eyes."

"Mama? Mama ... ?" The Prophet is looking at me askance, shrinking away from me, over his left shoulder. I whisper:

"What color are Mama's eyes, Torvald Mayberry, former pastor of Three Square Christian Church and Missionary Bible School in Castro Valley? If you love me, you know my eyes. If you love your Mama, you remember."

" ... blue ...?" his eyebrows are crinkled up, his mouth working to hold back tears or vomit, who knows with this loon?

"Look at Mama's eyes," I say, and, pulling the bandages up, I stare into his eyes as he turns his head and looks directly at me. I can see that the Clean Zekes are staring at us, their rifles lowered slightly, though I do not dare shift my eyes from the Prophet's for a moment, so I do not know what their expressions are.

For a moment, there is only joy on the Prophet's face.

Then confusion, and he rears back from me in horror.

I grab his beard with both hands and yank as hard as I can, screaming in his face, "You forget your mother's eyes, Torvald! What color are my eyes?!" Holding his beard with my left hand, I reach out with my right, hoping Mother H. will understand, and that the Clean Zekes are so mesmerized that they don't notice.

"Brown ..."

"Mama's eyes are brown, Torvald Mayberry! And your dingle-dangle is tiny and ugly and always was and always will be!" I feel something placed in my right hand, something with a handle. I think I know what it is, and I begin stretching my arm out, getting ready to swing up and into his face.

He vomits all over my arm and chest. The fact that it's probably all human chunks is disgusting, but it's distant -- far more important is the instrument whose handle I grip in my right hand.

A shout from the hallway followed by a gunshot, "You there! Stop in the name of the Prophet!" The spell is broken. The Prophet shoves himself away from me, I try to tuck the instrument in my right hand under the sheets, and Mother H. helps out by adjusting my blanket.

The Clean Zekes raise their rifles, shaking their heads as though coming awake and resuming their aggressive stances as a fourth Zeke runs in, eyes wide and face pale.

"Mighty Prophet, there was a man in the Interloper's room! He was ... he was ..." The fourth Zeke trails off, staring at the scene: Young Nurse Rachel is still bent over, the blood clotting on her horribly swollen face, sand falling from between her legs; she has the closest Bearded Ezekiel's belt unbuckled, all three are staring at the newcomer. Two of the three Clean Zekes already in the room are pointing their guns at the Bearded Ezekiels. The third is pointing his gun at me; I see dirty grease and some blonde hairs stuck to the muzzle: this was the gun the Prophet was using on Young Nurse Rachel. The Prophet is hunched, staring, between the newcomer and me, his eyes locked on what he can see of my face.

"Speak, Ezekiel," the Prophet almost whispers. I think better of praising his use of appropriate inside voice.

The newcomer Clean Zeke clears his throat, takes a breath.

"There were two of them, Mighty Prophet. There were ... two ... Interlopers," he is staring at the wall above me, or staring through it, rigid.

"And did you shoot them both, Ezekiel?" The Prophet is still looking at me, eyes narrowed.

"No, Mighty Prophet. I shot at one, the one who was standing. But he disappeared. He was ... exactly like the first one," his eyes dart from the wall to the Prophet to me and to the Bearded Ezekiels. He is clearly confused. I see Young Nurse Rachel's eyes move to where Nice Rachel has been on the floor this whole time, then to Mother Henrietta. This is significant. But how?

Now the Prophet turns to the newcomer, fast and twitchy. "Tell me everything you saw, Ezekiel, tell it quick," stepping close, the Prophet sniffs deeply at the newcomer's neck. This galvanizes the young man into stiff fear. He takes a deep breath and speaks:

"I was told by Iron Rachel to come in the back way and check for fleeing Rachels for the dairy --"

"What happened when you were in the building?" The Prophet speaks over him, loud and fast.

Dairy? What dairy?

"I was passing the Interloper's room when I saw a figure standing near his bed, Prophet. I looked in and it, it, well it was like he had a twin, Prophet. He was lying there in bed in his hospital gown, and the other man was leaning next to him, reaching out a hand. His right leg was in a cast, same as the Interloper's. Then he stopped, he didn't touch the Interloper. I raised my rifle, shouting, and he disappeared --"

Snarling, the Prophet grabs me by the bandages and hair, hauling me from the bed and into the hall; I am yelling and twisting and I see the Clean Zekes usher my friends out at gunpoint.

What the hell is going on? Did Tad really do this? How did he appear like that? Is this kid hallucinating? He can't be more than seventeen, he doesn't look like he's doing shrooms or acid.

The newcomer continues, "He may have disappeared before I fired, Prophet. I am ... not certain. I don't really know what happened, Holy One."

By now we are in Tad's room. The Prophet yanks me to my feet by my hair, throwing me against the right hand wall.  Tad is laying there with tubes in his nose, breathing deeply. His cuts are healing. Machines are beeping. I forget the pain of my yanked hair and just want to go to him and stroke his brow, maybe scratch his head the way he loves. Tad is like a human puppy that way. If only Max were here, too. I feel like we could escape and get to the mountains if we were only together.

The Prophet has stalked up to Tad's left side and is leaning over him, screaming:

"How?! How do you do these things?! Who sent you?! Who gave you Godspeak?! Wake and tell me now, I kill kill kill you --" Whirling, eyes wild, spittle running down into his beard to mingle with half-digested chunks of someone's arm or hands, he reaches toward a Clean Zeke, grabbing at his gun.

Then his eyes fall on my right hand. He stops. Everyone is looking at my hand, now. I look down.

Fuck.

The scalpel. Disposable, plastic handle. Sharp as hell. I forgot I had it. How did I not cut myself?

Then I see the clumps of my hair stuck to the Prophet's hand: I cut him. Badly. This is very satisfying. I smile a little, looking away. Does he know he's bleeding?

"Where did you get that? Where, Whore?! Did he appear and give it to you? Is he here? Is he in this room? Tell me now!" The Prophet is standing so close to me, his weird little prick is almost brushing against my thigh. I'll bet I could cut it off if he angles a little to his left.

It hits me: he doesn't scare me any more. I made him bleed, not with a rabbit but with a blade in my own hand. This feels good. Maybe a little too good. I don't even care.

"Your name is Torvald Mayberry. You are probably wanted for sex crimes, and you are not a Prophet at all," I say, calm and confident. The Clean Zekes gasp.

I see him winding up to beat me, turning around calmly but I know what he'll do. And it's like the movies, or in a book when they say it seems to be in slow motion: as he comes around, his left hand raised to smack me down, I bring my right hand up in a fist, hoping to nick an artery, bracing my right arm near the wrist with my left hand and smack, schliick/crunch with a little spray of blood, the scalpel has gone straight through his left hand.

He stares at it, stupid and angry.

I say, "Torvald Mayberry, false Prophet, you have no power. You didn't know about the rabbit, you didn't know I had the scalpel. You are a sorry, weak man."

The Prophet screams, "No power?! No power?! See my power, Whore!"

He dashes to Edward's bed, shoving it away from the wall from the back, launching it into the left-hand wall. I am baffled, until the bed crashes through a set of french doors behind a curtain. I hadn't noticed that before. All I see in this room, all that really matters, is Tad. Stupid. I could have used those doors somehow.

Now the Prophet -- Torvald -- is pushing Tad's bed through shrubs and over a little grassy bit of landscaping, dragging the IV and some other equipment with them until tubes come out and the IV tears loose from Tad's arm and I hear a gasping, sucking noise and I'm running after them through the little birch trees outside and the Prophet is bellowing:

"Rachels and Ezekiels, the Reckoning is come to an end! Attend your Prophet and see! See the truth! See the Interloper come to meet his maker! See Satan's relish fall from his mouth like ashes of the burned vagina of the Whore of Babylon! Ebasagu, Ebasagu, ebanah-ebanah-ebanah-flerr-na-na-na-na-The Lord is Mighty!"

Rachels and Ezekiels appear from everywhere. This guy's voice can carry. They come running, but ... there are a lot fewer. In fact, most of the Rachels under Thirty seem to be gone. Even the little girls. I wonder if they all were shot, or fell down earlier. The Rachels and Ezekiels gather in a loose crowd in front of us. Weren't there thousands once? And now there are maybe two hundred. I don't see as many Bearded Ezekiels as I would like. I begin to worry about the younger girls.

Then I see Tad's arm bleeding heavily from where the needle was torn out and I can't look anywhere but there. Why didn't I castrate Torvald when I had the chance?

"I have discovered this Whore hiding among the healers! Spies! Spies and Interlopers in our midst! She -- this Interloper Whore -- she questions my power! She conspired with her DevilMan to create a double, to infiltrate us and steal our American way of life from us like the Unclean Mexican she is! Somewhere among you he may yet lurk! This man's twin in all things, even the broken leg! This man with stolen Godspeak come to deceive you with his dark magic! She questions my power because she thinks she can! Yet you all know I hold the power of Life and Death in my hands! See! Ezekiel, bring me the White Sheet! So saith the Prophet!"

"So saith the Lord," one or two people in the group respond automatically, their voices loud in the absence of support.

A Clean Zeke runs up with a white sheet, slightly stained with blood and other fluids. Torvald sniffs and licks at the other fluids, smiling, then winks broadly at his followers. It's chilling, like he's on stage or something.

"Behold! I place the sheet and he will die at my command! So saith the Prophet!"

"So saith the Lord," this from more of the faithful in the group, now sounding a little quiet.

The Prophet Torvald unfurls the sheet over Tad and it covers him perfectly, the stains on the right down near his legs. As the sheet is settling down, gentle and soft, Torvald turns and raises his hand toward the main house.

I see movement on the roof and there is the sniper: a Clean Zeke with his sights set on Tad. Or on me. All I want to do is get to Tad and stop the bleeding.

"Lo and behold, the Prophet did see that the man and woman were Of The Devil, and he did ask Almighty God for his thundrous hand to smite them down. And God did as the Prophet asked, so saith the Prophet?!"

"So saith your Mom!"

What? Tad?! Everyone is looking around to see where he is, to see where his double is hiding. The Prophet stumbles toward the group, peering at them, left hand clutching at the air, right hand fumbling at his junk.

Tad whisks the sheet down from his upper body, blood smearing all over it from the needle tear in his right arm. The faithful gasp as one, several of them cry out. Someone calls, "Tad!"

Oh. That was me.

The sheets are very bulky over his belly, has he gotten fatter?

"Hey there, fucko!" He calls to the Prophet, who whirls, stumbling back, shocked: his back to the bed, he hadn't seen Tad pull the sheet down. "Feeling rapey?" Big grin. I love my crazy man.

"Tell me now how you did it and I may allow your Whore to live! Tell me how you created your double!"

"Well, I can't exactly tell you that, Torvald Walter Mayberry. But I can show you, you false prophet and fucker of corpses! Would you like that, Mr. Twistydick?"

Someone laughs from within the faithful. I laugh, too. The Prophet whirls, signaling the sniper, pointing to Tad.

"Yes," the Prophet says. "Yes, do show us all, Foul Deceiver! Show us your Hellbane and Hemlock!" His arm is still in the air.

"No hellbane and hemlock here, Torvald. Just good, old-fashioned know-how," glancing at his heavily bleeding arm, he turns to Mother Henrietta and I. "Do I need a tourniquet for this?"

"Yes," we both answer at once.

"Done, ladies. Honey, I love you. Hold on to that amulet," and, kissing his hand with an Elizabethan flourish, he blows me a kiss and throws the bloody sheet back up over his head so it covers his whole body again. The ladies among the faithful sigh.

The Prophet, enraged, drops his hand.

A bullet slams into the sheet before it's fully settled, and I see Tad's belly convulse as he twists to the side.

God, no, please no.

I've shouted something, some wordless noise and I'm running toward the hospital bed when someone grabs my arm and I whirl around to kill whoever it is, but Mother Henrietta is hugging my arms to my side saying, "Look, look: shhh, look ... !"

Turning to look, I see the sheet has settled and the Prophet is staring at it, aghast.

Something is wrong.

There's the bullet hole, in the bloodstained part. There's Tad ...

Or, no ... wait, is he there? There's bulk, but no blood. Tad isn't moving.

But his belly is. Or seems to be.

The Prophet runs screaming, snarling to the bed and snatches back the sheet --

 -- to reveal Chauncey, sitting on pillows fluffed into a vague man shape, only they're raising like weight has been removed from them. Was it Chauncey I saw move when the shot was fired? It must have been!

"Aaauuyyuuughhhhh, no bunnies no bunnies no bunnies NO! BUNNIES!" The Prophet throws himself to the ground, convulsing.

"Bearded Ezekiels! Nurse Rachels! NOW!" Mother Henrietta cries.

From every corner Bearded Ezekiels appear or step forward, armed with guns or swords or daggers that all look very old. A battle begins, but it's clear that the Bearded E's are far more skilled than the Clean Zekes. Nurse Rachels, with syringes and scalpels and bone saws, are stepping neatly between combatants, injecting here or slicing there, creating bloodflow to blind or severing an Achilles tendon if they must. I am amazed at how precise they are. I forget about danger until I hear the gunshot and feel something zip past my cheek.

Then someone tackles me and shields me with their body, and they're whispering something and it's, "Thank you, thank you, thank you ..."

I turn to see that it's Young Nurse Rachel, almost unrecognizable for all the swelling and bruising of her face. She's smiling as best she can, tears streaming down her face.

Then I see the Prophet standing behind her, reaching for her hair, the bloodied scalpel pulled from the palm of his left hand, his eyes bright and a big rot-toothed grin lighting up his face. He looks like a moldy jack-o-lantern. I breathe in to warn her and suddenly she's whipping around onto her knees, slicing left, right, left again at his thighs and his --

... puh-thump, tump-tump ...

Wow. I've never seen cock and balls cut off before. Can't say I'll be eating calamari any time soon.

"Oh, ouchy. Ouchy, ouchy, oh my. Oooohhhh, ouchy ouchy that hurts me. It hurts me so, oh please. Please? Will someone please help me?" Torvald has fallen to his knees, clutching at his copiously bleeding junk region. I feel bad for him. Why do I feel so bad for him? I hate this fucker.

All I want to do is kick him in the face. I stand up.

Everything is quiet. The fighting has stopped.

Chauncey sits, perfectly composed, among the pillows of the hospital bed. He begins cleaning his left ear.

"I didn't mean to be bad, ouchy, oh, please help me, I didn't mean to. I couldn't help it, please? It ... hurts to move, oh Mommy please, Mama, Mama please ... I tried to be good, I did. But it was like there was someone inside me, and they wanted to see pain. And I didn't want to. Please? Somebody?"

I look around. People are on the ground, either moaning weakly or out cold. The only ones standing are about two hundred Bearded Ezekiels, maybe fifty Nurse Rachels, Mother Henrietta and myself. Young Nurse Rachel is still crouched with her blade pointed at Torvald Mayberry, false Prophet.

"You know what, Torvald?" I say. "You say you couldn't help it. Someone inside you wanted to inflict pain on the weak and helpless, and I know what you mean. I want, more than anything, to kick your teeth in right now, and to keep kicking until your face is a bloody pulp and you choke on your own blood. But I believe that we have a choice. We all have a choice, you sick fuck. No matter how tortured, angry or mentally unstable we are, there comes a moment when we can choose not to harm another human being. I believe that that is the better choice." I take a breath. "And, you know what? I don't give a fuck."

I spin and plant the heel of my shoe squarely in his teeth, savoring the way his head snaps back and the blood spurts from his broken nose and lips and he hits his head hard on a corner of the bed as he falls, and I'm watching as my shoes keep kicking him, kicking his face, his chest, his flabby belly, his torn bleeding crotch, kicking and kicking and kicking him, someone is screaming, I am, it's me screaming and people are trying to pull me off him but I've grabbed a handful of gravel and I'm shoving it into his mouth, I slap someone pulling my arm, forcing gravel past his broken teeth and his eyes are wide in terror and I realize I'm laughing at him, laughing and sobbing and screaming, "That's right, asshole! Take it! Take it! Take the holy Gravel! God made it, it's good for you! Eat it! EAT IT! EAT IT, YOU EVIL MOTHERFUCKER!"

Holding his mouth shut, I stand and deliver one final, vicious, stomping kick to his jaw, shattering it and all his teeth on the gravel I've stuffed into his mouth.

I am laughing uncontrollably. I turn.

Everyone is staring at me. I realize I've done something bad, but I can't stop laughing. And crying. I feel so light and free, so good, so powerful. And I know I just became a little like him, which for some reason makes me laugh harder. I look around. Where is Iron Rachel? Because now I'm pretty sure I could punch right through her twat and pull her shriveled old uterus out and shove it down her throat.

Man, my feet hurt. So do my hands.

I sit down on my knees, I'm on some grass now. How did I get here? I can't seem to get enough breath. I'm laughing and breathing and I can't get ahold of my lungs, I can't --

Someone steps up next to me, placing their fingers against my forehead and a little metal device that clicks and shocks the nerves in my face.

I can breathe. I take a good deep breath. I start to sob. I am cold, shaking so hard my eyes hurt. I lie down on my right side, I see my hands, how torn and bloody and bruised they are. I hurt so much.

I feel a jab in my left butt cheek, and pretty soon I feel good, kind of floaty.

I'm floaty and breathing. I miss Tad. That makes some tears flow, I can feel them running down my face. I'm not sobbing, but the tears are wetting my shirt. I want Tad and Max, but Chauncey is safe. Chauncey is safe and okay. I saw Young Nurse Rachel cradling him earlier, staring at me, eyes wide, mouth open.

Did I kill the Prophet? ... where did Tad go? ...

I don't know. I'm very ... floaty ... this is nice ... cozy ...

... someone is barking ...

... floaty ...

... barking ...