[The following was neatly folded and pinned via thorns to a rosebush near the entrance to the garden at the Compound; it would only have been found if Veronica had run after Max when he followed the summoning whistle; her name is written on the exterior in big red letters. It has fallen from the thorns and is now becoming part of the mulch beneath the rose, covered with snail tracks and a few leaves. Bugs and water are taking their toll; holes are clearly blank; some form of waterproofing may have kept it in better condition.]
Dear Veronica,
Bold move! Keep ing to the shed at the t he garden, circle behind it to the right, thr he poison oak. Trust m t rash is
better than be ht. Run!
Hopefull Max are now in the shallow dugout behind the shed. The poison oak is
deliberate. DO NOT TOUC CE OR EYES. You must be vigi is point. Again, DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE OR EYES. NO MA HAT.
Hold still Max. If he g m with a firm hug. Do not rub your face on him. Do not rub your face
on him. Do not rub yo you choose to ignore this and my other warnings, your face and eyes
will swell up ov ou will be unab you most need to escape. By now, if you have learned anything at
all, you will perh y dire warnings are extremely valuable. Please cherish my advice as gos unto ye from an observational crux which makes it possible for me to
see the variatio ath.
In the
d aves, it's actually just oilcloth with leaves as cammo (long story);
lift it off and you will find a nasty-look en crate; inside that crate is a day pack with food and some poison
oak cleanser. Follow the in tter, starting with your hands and arms. Do not touch your face. Use
the e en doing anything piss- or shit-related. Please don't make me
explain that and don't make me re three times.
If you can manage to stay there for
three days, I will come for you. The ke ax quiet while staying silent yourself. If you are disc ast-Northeast (diagonally away from t t corner of the dugout), around the back of the Tor. Wait ther
enter the Tor until well
a n then, throw some rocks into the Tor before y en the trees. KEEP MAX W U AT ALL TIMES.
I will wr en I can; you are not the only one who is g.
Love,
Tad
Delightfully frustrating
ReplyDeleteThe first post of 2013! May there be many more.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with Kim on this one! More please. I want more!
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