and I am awakening and there is a warm cloth pressed to my
forehead and someone is rubbing my hands and there is the smell of
coffee brewing and Mother Henrietta is checking my pupils with a little
light.
"I'm sorry, dear," she says. "I mistakenly ordered the extra
strong Chamomile for you, we have bred our own which is so much more
potent than most; it's only adverse side effect is that people tend to
lose consciousness while their brains assimilate new information.
However, you should be feeling right as rain, or better, within a few
moments."
Mother Henrietta sits back down and seems to be waiting for
something. I don't know what she expects, I feel completely drained and
ready to sleep for nine days straight --
"Holy CRAP!" I shout, sitting up suddenly!!! My entire brain seems
like it just woke up with the sun chirping and the birds shining!!
Everything is bright and pretty and I suddenly know that I can get Tad
in the car if we unload some crap and keep him stationary! ... but that it
will be weeks before he can be moved. There is no point in trying to go
any time soon. And the more I time I spend here, the more I
will learn about how and when best to make a break.
"And now I'm calm," I say aloud. The sudden rush has faded and I feel calm, ready and alert.
"You are indeed. We're brewing coffee, so that we can get though
our story without knocking you out every ten minutes," she chuckles
softly and the coffee smells like heaven. "May I continue, or do you
need a few more moments?"
"I think I'm fine," I say, looking around at the group: the
Bearded E's are sitting next to one another, to the left of Mother
Henrietta. To my right, thankfully, is Nice Rachel. To Mother
Henrietta's left is Young Nurse Rachel. Max is curled at my feet, though
at the moment he has tilted his head back and is looking at me upside
down, ears and jowls all crazy like he's flying and smiling. I say,
"Hello Crazy Dog," and he wags his tail three times, thump, thump,
thump. Everyone laughs. I feel safe and secure in this group. I wish Tad
would wake up so we could talk to them together, though he would
probably end up telling stories that become increasingly dirty until
he's reenacting the porn clip with the spiral Nerf football. Somehow,
all Tad roads lead to the spiral Nerf football porn. I suspect that he
has a mild form of Tourette Syndrome.
"You will find, when
he awakes, that Edward has been on a long journey," says Mother
Henrietta. "He will know, intuitively, much of our story. But we must
share it with you verbally, because we do not have time to put you into a
deep enough trance state that you would glean our history from the
stones of this place."
I breathe. I listen. Mother Henrietta takes a breath, and begins.
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